To Russia, With Good Riddance

Ted Millar
2 min readMay 17, 2023
Photo by Nikita Karimov on Unsplash

With all this so-called “wokeness” permeating American society, it must be difficult to be a republican these days.

It’s got to be tough being groomed to believe Critical Race Theory (CRT) is being taught in public schools.

Teaching the history of American slavery might make people feel badly about themselves.

A cabal of Satan-worshipping Democrats engaging in pedophilia and drinking children’s blood is bound to upset.

The attempted coup against our government Donald Trump instigated to halt the peaceful transition of power was just a leisurely “tourist visit”, don’t you know.

And white Christians are being “replaced”.

Ask a typical republican, and he or she will probably claim to be the “victim” of the country’s “liberal agenda”.

So there should be a safe haven, an Ellis Island of sorts, for disenfranchised republicans.

Well, tell that whiny “Christian” right-winger at work always complaining about trans people there may soon be a safe haven for him and his fellow bigots.

That’s right, since Russian dictator Vladimir Putin is such a bad-ass among GOP circles, republicans fed up with Ukraine-defending America can get closer to him in a new Russian village, a “bastion for ‘traditional’ moral

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Ted Millar

Ted Millar is a teacher, poet, and political writer for The Left Place blog on Substack: https://theleftplace.substack.com/. Twitter: @tedmillar